Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Heaven's Gate News Feed

God Watches Fornicators Through Hole In Wall Of Motel Bathroom

Sarah Palin: "I Like All Of The Monotheistic Deities, But I Really Like Superman, He's Their Leader"

Pat Robertson: "Black People Still Scare Me And Are Probably All In League With The Devil"

Teen Fornication Fails To Lead To Natural Disaster In Des Moines

Gay Men Cause Bootyquake In Local Bar, Then Hurricane Strikes

Gay Man Watches Sex In The City, Causes Earthquake

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