10 Wounded, 1 Dead At Shooting
A shooting party was held in a Chicago suburb in which one man was mortally wounded, causing him to die or something. Ten others were also shot, but as gunshots are generally a minor form of trauma leading to simple 'flesh wounds', it is expected that they will all make a full recovery without permanent injury or life-crippling PTSD. Except for the guy who's dead, he won't be getting better.
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
|Kochbro: "I'm a socially liberal freedom fighter you twats."|
Question #1: Do you write op-eds for the Wall Street Journal? (see answer key below)
Answer to #1: If you answered "yes", then yes you are repulsive yeast infection suffocating what's left of our democracy like a plague.
Friday, December 12, 2014
In other news, that nice stepfather everyone on your block likes is molesting his stepdaughter, though his wife is pretty sure that the girl must be crazy because who would say something like that because he is like the nicest guy?