A True Story From National Public Radio
Arun Rath: Greetings Generic Republican legislator, I am your friendly NPR customer service rep. How may I help you today?
GOP Rep. Tom Cole: Can you let me rant about the evil of Nazibama, ask leading questions to set up my talking-point playbook response, and not point out a single factual error? That would be swell!
Arun Rath: Why yes we can! That is our job here at NPR! Can you put on a pretense of having any kind of conscience or moral principles whatsoever?
GOP Rep. Tom Cole: Nope.
Arun Rath: Ah, well...we don't really care, we get paid either way, you know?
#immigration, #obama, #tomcole, #assholes, #npr
Friday, November 21, 2014
Saturday, November 15, 2014
This ad, evidently, is not a joke, except on the American people. Having not watched the video (certain that it was very informative though), I never found out what pernicious plans Obama has for my jar of Skippy peanut butter (extra crunchy, or so the label assures me).
It does, however, link to a survivalist website which bills itself as "food4patriots.com"....Though why patriots need any more or less food than anyone else exceeds both my knowledge of human physiology and patriotism: Consult your nearest patriotic physiologist for further information.
Now I must load my All-American, Star-Spangled Glock from Sweden and guard my freedom-butter.
Friday, November 14, 2014
Delicious Cheescake Wears Camera And Walks Streets Of Manhattan, You Won't Believe How Many People Looked
A man wearing a pizza on his fully erect penis walked the streets of Manhattan, and you won't believe how many times people looked at it. How many times? "Plenty," he stated.
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
NY Times: An honest appraisal from a general about Iraq This is something you rarely see: A high-level (relatively speaking) admitting that he/she was completely wrong about Iraq, and that a re-invasion would be a huge mistake.