Friday, September 19, 2014

Do Not Let Criminals Be The Only Ones Carrying Guns...

It is every citizen's duty to protect her- or himself. The NRA has a vital role to play in this, let criminals be the only ones with guns. 

The non-domesticated, domestic-violence-inclined citizens amongst us are included. That is why soon-to-be murderers of wives or congresspeople must be allowed drive to an out-of-state, NRA-sponsored gun show and buy a Glock without a background check, and with the only question being, "How much cash do you have on hand?" 


There's so much freedom in those transactions, why it's almost criminal.

#NRA

#freedomfries
#mahfreedom!

Friday, September 12, 2014

TV Time: James Gandolfini In The News

Because it's the last season of a show that reminds everyone of how great James Gandolfini was in a totally different show, and also because of an amazing new find that will shock you (see below), we here at Dead Rodent Typing (still singular, the "we" merely refers to my multiple personality disorder)...ahem...we are proud to announce the discover of the very first draft of the final finale of The Sopranos.  



















#jamesgandolfini, #thesopranos, #boardwalkstoppedcaring

Regarding 9-1-1 (PS Saddam Is Dead, Love, Rumsfeld)

by not-bush

That's right, ya dang hippies, that Bush guy that you all make fun of was planning to respond to Saddam's terrorism on 9/11 as early as February 1st! Take that, Obama! He tried to kill my daddy, he wanted to kill everyone's daddy! All American daddies were at risk! January, dangit! This Bush guy looks like he was pretty smart after all, eh?
Like they say in Texas, you can fool a dead rattlesnake twice before lunchtime but not after lunchtime! (There's a heap of wisdom in those wise old proverbs.)  Anyhoo, suck it liberals. Suck Cheney's...I don't think he has one actually.
The point is: Go to hell!
Sincerely,
That Guy Who Is Not G.W. Bush


When the new administration’s principals (agency heads) met for the first time at the end of January it was to discuss the Middle East, including Bush’s planned disengagement from efforts to resolve the Arab-Israeli conflict, and the issue of “How Iraq is destabilizing the region.” Bush directed the Pentagon to look into military options for Iraq and the CIA to improve intelligence on the country. (Note 7) At a February 1 principals meeting Paul Wolfowitz lobbied for arming the Iraqi opposition. (Note 8) When the deputies (agency seconds-in-command) committee met in April for its first discussion of terrorism since the president took office and counterterrorism chief Richard Clarke attempted to focus on Osama bin Laden and the Taliban – five months before 9/11 -- Wolfowitz tried to change the subject to Iraq. (Note 9)

National Security Archive - Iraq War part I

Friday, September 5, 2014

An Essay On Writing

HOW TO WRITE A BOOK:
1. Sit or stand or lay in bed.
2. Tap/print words.
3. Arrange words into meaningful contextual structures according to accepted rules of language. (note: be creative) 
4. Continue until you reach "The End" or "To Be Continued..."
5. Reward yourself with a treat.

*Don't be too creative or you might end up with some incomprehensible gibberish like Ulysses but then again you might get a Nobel Prize for it.

Crazy People Need Keyboards For Their Needs

Note: A "loony liberal libtard" keyboard with "KRUGMAN", "ELIZABETH WARREN", "WIKIPEDIA", "nytimes.com", and and an "according to (see link)" shift-key would be a huge timesaver for me.  Also should include useful function keys such as, "As you now see, I was right all along," and some sort of "smug satisfaction of being correct" smilies.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

To Serve And Disinfect

Pictured: A grateful citizen of Ferguson, MO, being rescued from Fergusonites by local authorities.

#ferguson
#michaelbrown