And suddenly, a million voices cried out, "IT'S 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PHANTOM MENACE. WAY, WAY WORSE. ITS A NIGHTMARE FROM WHICH THEIR IS NO WAKING. IT'S A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE...."
And then there was the sound of a million cans of Foster's Lager being opened, and then...silence.