Worst April Fools' Quip Ever.

Tiger Woods' Moral Hazard
"Be honest. This is a moral litmus test. In fact, it’s a test for all of America — a test of where our moral consciousness is these days."

Very bizarre, but apparently the author was serious, as it was posted on March 30 of this year.

Tiger’s Moral Hazard - Opinionator Blog - NYTimes.com: "When Tiger Woods tees up his Nike golf ball at the first hole of the Masters next week, will you be wishing him well? Or will you hope he yanks his drive into the pines and spends four days trudging toward the searing defeat that, in your view, he richly deserves? Be honest. This is a moral litmus test. In fact, it’s a test for all of America — a test of where our moral consciousness is these days."