Friday, January 28, 2011

Jack Lalanne's Hairpiece Promises Tell-All Tale Of Its Years With Jack Lalanne


Fitness guru Jack Lalanne's male wig announced that it would be telling the "unvarnished truth" about its years with Jack Lalanne.  "It will be a sizzling tale of celebrity gone wrong, with no detail too sordid to be untold: The booze, the hookers, the pills, the steroids, the gambling addiction--but above all, it will be a warning to the youth of today about what too much carrot juice can do to a man."
The wig promised that at least 1% of any profits will donated to Male Pattern Baldness Institute For Male Pattern Baldness Prevention.










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