Fox News’ John Stossel claims documentary ‘Blackfish’ faked crying whale scene
Fox News resident skeptic and questioner-of-all-observable-phenomena-which-everyone-with-a-brainstem-can-see leapt into the capitve marine mammal pond. Said Mr. Stossel: "A fish can't have feelings, i'm john stossel and i don't have any feelings." He then caught a human infant between his teeth and ran off on all fours, presumably it being his dinner time.
(Pictured above-left: John Stossel attempting to comprehend this thing whales call "love".)