Monday, June 15, 2015

actress fucking someone else now, reports say

Above: Actress who is reportedly fucking someone
she  had not previously fucked. 
Actress is currently fucking someone else now, according to reports. Moreover, this is someone she had not previously fucked, said observers.  

"This is definitely someone she had not fucked previously," stated Dr. Prurient T. Logicus, Ph.D., Dean of Human Studies and who also teaches a 3 unit introductory course for freshmen on Thursday evenings from 7pm to 9:30 (not including breaks) at Apeland Community College. "The fact that this is a new person to fuck is in itself is noteworthy," he stated, in a tone which made it clear that this was completely obvious to any who was not a complete moron.   "Furthermore," he said, "It also raises a number of fascinating questions. For example:
  • Will she continue to fuck this person?
  • Whom will she fuck next? 
  • Will she continue to fuck only this person, or fuck alternate people on different days, say an odd-even numbered day sort of thing?
  •  Conceivably--as unlikely as it may seem--she could even stop fucking altogether! The implications of which are staggering."
Dr. Logicus then concluded, "These are all possible outcomes. However, in the case of any given individual, accurate predictions are nearly impossible to make. Therefore we must rely upon empirical observation to see who or when or what this actress will fuck in the future."  

Dr. Isaac D. Glopnik, Dean of Religious Studies at Apeland Community College, countered, saying, "It's irrelevant whom she fucks. She's going to hell either way, like all humans, where they will slave away for eternity at the bidding of Dark Ape. Shoveling his dark poo and such. Unless they're lucky enough be to reborn as an ape but, haha, as if that could happen to a human."


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