Senator and self-declared Democratic 2016 hopeful Bernie Sanders announced that he is rejecting "negative campaigning". Instead, he asked for "positive champagne-ing", and invited rival and front-runner Hillary Clinton to meet him at his suite in the Burlington, Vermont Motel Six to discuss "the issues." He added that Hillary could expect an unopened bottle of Korbel Brut champagne valued at $9.99, a 'pretty good' imitation caviar with Ritz crackers, and that "I have always maintained that I have been willing to bang Hillary eight ways from Sunday from pretty much every conceivable position, and I see no need to alter that stance now--austerity be damned!"
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Bernie Sanders Rejects Negative Campaigning, Says He Would Bang Hillary Clinton 'Eight Ways From Sunday'
Bernie Sanders Rejects Negative Campaigning, Says He Would Make Sweet Yet Passionate Love To Hillary From Every Conceivable Position
Senator and self-declared Democratic 2016 hopeful Bernie Sanders announced that he is rejecting "negative campaigning". Instead, he asked for "positive champagne-ing", and invited rival and front-runner Hillary Clinton to meet him at his suite in the Burlington, Vermont Motel Six to discuss "the issues." He added that Hillary could expect an unopened bottle of Korbel Brut champagne valued at $9.99, a 'pretty good' imitation caviar with Ritz crackers, and that "I have always maintained that I have been willing to bang Hillary eight ways from Sunday from pretty much every conceivable position, and I see no need to alter that stance now--austerity be damned!"
Senator and self-declared Democratic 2016 hopeful Bernie Sanders announced that he is rejecting "negative campaigning". Instead, he asked for "positive champagne-ing", and invited rival and front-runner Hillary Clinton to meet him at his suite in the Burlington, Vermont Motel Six to discuss "the issues." He added that Hillary could expect an unopened bottle of Korbel Brut champagne valued at $9.99, a 'pretty good' imitation caviar with Ritz crackers, and that "I have always maintained that I have been willing to bang Hillary eight ways from Sunday from pretty much every conceivable position, and I see no need to alter that stance now--austerity be damned!"
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