Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kim & Kourtney Take A Shit [In New York]

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, perhaps the most uninteresting duo to hit basic cable, have announced that they will star in a new reality-TV series in which they will defecate in or on every major landmark in NY City.  "The Kardashians plan to bring their own inimitable brand of fecal matter release in the Big Apple to the small screen," stated the press release.  The pair were unavailable for comment, having reportedly consumed massive quantities of wheat and oat bran.

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