Saturday, October 23, 2010
After all, there are literally hundreds of millions of women in the world that haven't accused me of rape, fondling, stalking, sexually harassing, making vulgar and repulsive comments about their breast size, ass-grabbing, tit-smacking, crotch-holding, or proffering my self-published weekly newsletter of porn reviews ("The Justice With Justice Thomas").
So just remember THAT. And as fellow conservative David Brooks has noted, it's really all about character, isn't it? And believe me, I'm still the electrocution-loving, justice-for-those-who-can-afford it guy I've always been. Besides, I have what ever black man dreams of--a REAL WHITE WOMAN. I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW BITCH nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.