Steve Jobs Invents Artificially Intelligent Keyboard.

"This device will change everything," he declared.  "It can take notes, locomote by itself to different locations in your office or business, even drive a car. And it's biodegradable."

Responded a regular Apple commentator at Wired Magazine, "Frankly it looks fine but what about upkeep and maintenance? Apple has a terrible history of fulfilling its warranty promises--frankly it sounds like more trouble than its worth.  I've also heard they can make copies of themselves, and that's just another liability on your company's bottom line.  It might have some function  for very lonely small-business owners, however."