Thursday, April 15, 2010

I am Sarah Palin and I want stuff.

Apparently her requirements for a "public speaking" engagement are

1. $70,000 USD;

2. A Lear Jet to fly her to and fro;

3. Flexible straws must be within arms reach;

This is actually true. I'm trying to figure out why anyone would pay anyone for public speaking anyway--I can only surmise that it's some sort of status/chest-pounding that "charities" perform to prove which group is more charitable.

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