Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A Few Of My Favorite Mobs

by David Brooks

There's nothing more gratifying than seeing a mob of good white chrisitian townsfolk heading down to the voting booth, pitchforks and torches in hand, ready to burn at the slightest command.

Who cares if they're right or wrong? They're white, christian, angry, and old, and the most important thing to them is their government handouts that they deserve because the government stole it from them in the first place. Yes, these are the people who will band together to solve the problems of pollution, unemployment, and fiscal irresponsibility--listen to their cry! "Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!" Yes, these are the people who will help us solve America's problems and put us back on top.

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