Monday, December 14, 2009
Round, hairless man warns youth of America.
A round hairless man was found wandering the streets today, verbally assaulting young people, "Look at me! This is what becoming a certified public accountant does to you! I used to be like you! I was like you once!" The man was detained by police and later identified by authorities as Robert Herz, chair of the Financial Standards Accounting Board. He was released to the custody of the local Weight Watchers chapter and immediately assigned a case worker from Tuff Bodies Inc. Said one bystander, "I hope I never learn what common stock is."