Penny Dreadful Season Two: Now With More Butt Fucking!

The fans asked for it and we're giving it! You said, "More buggery and butt fucking!" And that is what we gave you. Who knows, maybe next season Eva will get her tits out again but don't hold your breath on that one. The price of those nipples has risen astronomically ever since she was a Bond Girl.

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TV TIME: Sons Of Anarchy

I really can't get into a sub-par remix of The Sopranos...with all due respect to Jared. I should mention that I hated every character in The Sopranos and felt cheated when we didn't get to see them all die horribly.
But James Gandolfini was just too good in that show; this show, Katey Sagal comes the closest--but there's no way I'm watching another yes-they're-bad-people-but-they're-also-humans-with-the-capacity-for-good show--I mean, we've had The Shield and The Sopranos...give it a rest.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare myself for a DEXTER/BREAKING-BAD marathon.