Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Wombat That Took Down Bin Laden

It has been reported that the elite Seal Team Six unit that killed Osama Bin Laden was in fact personally led by a marsupial--Naval Commander George S. Wombat Esq.
Although we were not able to obtain a recent photo, we have been informed by high-ranking sources in the Pentagon that Commander Wombat (an alias) became a U.S. Naval Officer shortly after completing his law degree, and was quickly recruited by Special Operations due to his "acute sense of smell and powerful forelimbs." He quickly rose through the ranks and into the elite of the elite and has been serving in JCOM since December of 2001.

Outrage in Pakistan fueled by the rage was further inflamed by the news that a marsupial had been involved, as many Islamic scholars feel that the teachings of their religion exclude any member of the family Vombatidae. In a press release, President Ali Zadari, forbade the U.S. from conducting any further "unilateral operations within our borders--especially the ones led by those filthy little bastards."


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