Saturday, April 23, 2011
A security consulting firm has discovered that both the Android and iPhone smartphone operating systems are consistently tracking sexual arousal in unecrypted system files. Neither Apple nor Google would comment on this report; however, many have reported, anonymously, that "quite of lot" of giggling can be heard coming from certain offices at their corporate headquarters. Repeated calls to the office of Steve Jobs only generated enormous amounts of snickering on the other end of the line. This reporter was, however, asked, "Do you have 10 pound balls?"