Monday, November 3, 2014

PSA: I Will Be Saying Degrading Things To Women In A Public Venue

Dead Rodent Typing is proud to announce, that, as a free public service, he will be making  degrading and demeaning comments to women in a free, open-air public venue. This will take place daily between the hours of 11:00 am to sometime between my post-lunchtime nap; though it could extend to as late as my post-dinner viewings of Seinfeld. Interested parties who wish to be treated as a slab of meat or just in need of an unwanted romantic overture by a man in a $2 sleeveless shirt can come by the corner of Imagination and Main, seven days a week. Provided I don't have an appointment with a psychiatrist that day.

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