Sunday, November 30, 2014

From The Department Of Death Poetry: Not-At-All Famous Last Words

I am quite certain that my last words will most likely be, "My boyfriend keeps trying to put his dick in my ass--thanks Obama!" Then I will laugh for a millisecond before a prolonged coughing fit and at last choking to death on my own vomit.
Why? Because it's funny, that's why.
#thanksobama #jennamarbles

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