God Announces Reality Show To Recruit Next Used-Car Salesman To Promote His Divine Word

Above: Photo of aging, soon-to-be
replaced Voice of God and former
used-Oldsmobile salesman.

God, The Omnipotent and Omniscient Creator and Ruler of All Things, announced his plans for basic cable reality show wherein used-car salesmen, casino operators, carnies, and all-around general purpose grifters will compete to replace the current aging Designated Voice Of God On This Planet.

 "It's going to be a lot like American Idol, viewers can text in their votes and other cool stuff, except that we couldn't get Seacrest. Will it be a ratings juggernaut? Well, we're up against Idol," said The Lord, shrugging his shoulders.


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