Conservatives Wonder If Getting Brutally Sodomized By Rick Perry Might Not Be So Bad?
America's conservatives the pros and cons of being forced to look pretty for Rick Perry.
Conservatives across America are asking themselves, "Just how awful would it be to be Rick Perry's prison bitch? I mean, you'd get used to it after a while, right? Eventually you might actually start to like shaving your legs and wearing a dress. Right? As long as were not wasting money on paying teachers to teach schoolchildren."