HOW TO WRITE A BOOK:
1. Sit or stand or lay in bed.
2. Tap/print words.
3. Arrange words into meaningful contextual structures according to accepted rules of language. (note: be creative)
4. Continue until you reach "The End" or "To Be Continued..."
5. Reward yourself with a treat.
*Don't be too creative or you might end up with some incomprehensible gibberish like Ulysses but then again you might get a Nobel Prize for it.