Stereotypical Ex-Frat Boy:
Wow, do you think this escalator is going to go all the way up to the third floor? I should mention that I always grope at least one woman while on public transit.
Elderly Woman Stereotype::
Never cared for escalators myself. I feel like I'm moving too fast. In my day we had stairs but then the government shut down all the stairs.
Bland Guy Sterotype: What was that?
Scary Black Guy Stereotype: The escalator. It--stopped
Bland Guy: Don't worry, I'm sure someone will come to fix it soon.
Black Guy: You don't understand--I have a severe fear of standing in one spot. Help! Help! Help!"
Incompetent Tit Stereotype: Don't worry, I'll fix it in a minute. Oh, I'm dead.
Superstitious Immigrant Stereotype: When I was small, my grandmother would tell me a story about how the Devil interfering with mechanical devices and electronic devices so that he could torture the damned while they were still on earth.
Steve, Yet Another Uninteresting Character: How did this story end?
Superstitious Guy: I don't know. I'd become so terrified that I'd piss myself and then she'd laugh and laugh.
Uninteresting Guy: Wow, what a bitch.
Superstitious Guy: Rather.
[End Scene I]