Sunday, November 15, 2015

"OH FUCK, HILLARY REPORTS STRONG ODOR OF BERNIE SANDERS BLOOD"

Within Current Democratic front-runner because everyone knows her name, Hillary Clinton, has reported that the odor of Bernie Sanders blood permeated the debate

One claimed to have heard her whisper fervently: "Thank you thank you thank you Paris!" After the debate, Hillary bought a dress made from a French flag, plastered "#parisattacks #willbombforvotes" on her Facebook page, and is now wearing a baguette on her head with a matching Gruyere cheese lapel pin.