Friday, January 28, 2011

Ben Bernanke Calls Out Lady Gaga As 'Poser Ass Bitch'

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke surprised everyone on the House Financial Services Committee by testifying that pop singer Lady Gaga is "a frontin' poser-ass bitch" and that, "If given the opportunity, I would slap that ho' down."  Even more surprising was the reaction of committee chair Spence Bachus, who declared that he would subpoeona Lady Gaga to testify regarding "corruption in the Obama Administration."
Lady Gaga was  not available for comment prior to publication.

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