Apparently her requirements for a "public speaking" engagement are
1. $70,000 USD;
2. A Lear Jet to fly her to and fro;
3. Flexible straws must be within arms reach;
This is actually true. I'm trying to figure out why anyone would pay anyone for public speaking anyway--I can only surmise that it's some sort of status/chest-pounding that "charities" perform to prove which group is more charitable.