Tiger Woods' Cock Has Changed Everything.

Let's face it: Tiger Woods' cock has changed everything.  Just consider this nugget of wisdom from the NY Times: "This is a moral litmus test. In fact, it’s a test for all of America — a test of where our moral consciousness is these days."

Before The Cock, we lived in a world that seemed safe; a world where mothers loved their children, where complete imbeciles can become wealthy men if they can hit a ball with a stick of wood, a world where there was life and light and hopes and dreams...and then It came. And now, after The Cock, it has all fallen apart. We live in a world where love is just a fleeting illusion, where women will have wanton sex with wealthy famous men, where anyone with power and money can get laid pretty damn easily. In short, a world of lies, deceit and deception, where we cannot trust famous people we have never met and with whom our only interaction is writing a letter to their agent or subscribing to their Twitter feed or if we're very lucky having our picture taken with them at a convention of fanboys. Or maybe just a cheap sleazy act of shame and degradation in an overpriced hotel after the concert/game/autograph-convention.  This is the world in which we live, and there is no going back...ever...ever...ever....goodbye mother....goodbye love and hope and dreams....And it was The Cock that did it.