Op-Ed Columnist - Dealing With a Recession That’s ‘a Different Creature’ - NYTimes.com
So what? Life is no longer worth living, now that Tiger Woods has destroyed the institution of monogamous marriage. Our only alternatives are all-out-self-genocide of the species or tearing off your clothes like a madman as you run into the woods screaming, and reverting to the ways of our pagan ancestors, worshipping the spirits of trees and animals and eating only what we can kill with spears. Hope is gone. Civilization is over. Tiger Woods was the last nail in the coffin. The only law now is Nature, and that law is covered in blood as we damn well know. So kiss your wife goodbye, kill your children, and hold on for the ride.