Bristol Palin Paid $262,000 Not To Have Any More Damn Kids

The Society To Please For Christ's Sake Don't Make Any More Palins has announced that it paid Brsitol Palin a "big wad of cash" to "please not make any more of those little bastards."

John Tribbles, the organization's CEO, said in an interview that, "This is not a payoff by conservative operatives to the Palin family. We really do not want anymore of them, and neither do our donors."

When asked for comment, Ms. Palin responded, "What do you like better for a boy's name, Cody, Troutman, or Superfish?"

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