Tuesday, May 17, 2011

My First Two Wives Were Shit

That's right, my first two wives were just plain crap, so it's no wonder I betrayed both of them. But with #3 here, I've finally found true love, true religion (it's Catholicism by the way) and have grown into a mature, responsible adult who can say things such as, "Kenyans are taking over--run for the hills!". And it only took me 70 years! Anyhoo, take a gander at Crazy Eyes over there, ain't she something?

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