Monday, May 2, 2011

How To Get Your Message Out To Swing Voters

To get your message out to swing voters, do the following:

  1. Reframe it as a story that involves Brer Rabbit;
  2. Put your feet up on a cracker barrel;
  3. Occasionally strum a banjo;
  4. Be certain that your wearing overalls or suspenders;
  5. Be sure the mention 'them dang-all high-hats in Washington don't give a hoot-n-holler for us reg'lur folks';
  6. Practice talking and dangling a straw from your mouth simultaneously;
  7. Pepper every sentence with as much homespun folksiness as possible.
  8. (And if you want to practice with a lasso at the same time, that might also work.)

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