Thursday, March 24, 2011
President Obama surprised Nevadans by declaring their entire state an "emergency toxic waste site suitable for disposal of all manner of waste, including chemical, radioactive, and biological materials." No one outside of Nevada appeared to be surprised by this remark.
Even his fiercest critics, such as Republican representative Michelle Bachmann, could barely muster a shrug of their shoulders. "Well I would have gone with New Jersey," she stated to reporters, " but what ya gonna do?"
Currently there are no plans to evacuate any Nevadans out of Nevada. Commented the president, "Well, if they're there, they probably deserve it."