Sunday, March 20, 2011

Bethanny Gets Buried Alive Slated For BRAVO In 2012

The cable channel BRAVO announced an 'exciting, brand-new' series in which Bethanny Frankel will be either buried buried alive or torn limb from limb by a frenzied mob of Dionysians.

"We have a lot of great ideas for the show," said her husband, Josh. "For example, there will be a lot talk of about one of us drowning the the baby in the bathtub, but then at the last moment it will just be me taking her out with a jackhammer.  I got that idea from watching Total Recall last night at 3am while trying to numb myself with booze as I'm trapped in this hellish nightmare from which there is no escape without an insane, desperate act to restore order to the universe."

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