Mental Purity Decontamination Act Passed By Texas Legislature:
Texas' historians have determined that "nothing of any interest has ever happened outside of Texas", and "if something of interest has happened outside of Texas, we certainly do not need to know about it, nor do should our children be exposed to these alleged 'events' which may or may not have happened. Therefore, all extraneous elements of world history, such as Asia, Africa, Europe, Antarctica, and Jurassic Park, shall be removed from any future history texts used in Texas classrooms in order to prevent further contamination of the minds of young Texans."
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