METALSTORM":THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED-SYN

Rather cheesy, if also rather lifeless slice of 80's crap-cheese.  Kind of enjoyable
for some reason though not as bad as TROLL 2.  Still, pretty bad.

For starters, "The Destruction Of Jared-Syn".  It implies a great deal of
destruction, but the action looks a lot more like the golf cart from SPACE
MUTINY.

http://youtu.be/6J2hZr6O3bw

And "Jared-Syn" isn't a city or something, it's an actor or stuntman
dressed up to look like a human cyborg.

Also, a lot of stuff is tossed at the camera, as this was a low-budget
attempt to cash in on the brief 3D wave of that era.

To quickly sum up: You've been warned, enter at your own risk, etc.