Tuesday, June 15, 2010

BP Oil Executives Present Mexican Walrus Protection Plan To Congress

BP executives appeared before Congress yesterday to present a plan to protect the Mexican Walrus from oil spills that may happened over five thousand years ago. Stated BP CEO Tony Hayward, "We also have plans to protect the Nicaraguan Mastodon, the Guatemalan Goat Sucker, and the Texas Sabre-Tooth.

(pictured below: artist's rendering of soon-to-be-protected species by BP)

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