The Worst Part Of The Crucifixion, by Special Guest Columnist Jesus Christ

People often ask me, what was the worst part of being crucified? The sun relentlessly beating down upon me, 
knowing that my life on Earth was soon to be at end, or was it struggling to retain my own faith in God? Well, I'll tell you, it was really the severe genital itching I was experiencing at the time.  And don't believe a word of what Mary Magdalene tells you.
Yours In Christ,
Me.



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