Monday, July 5, 2010
by Mr. Ipad
Have you seen a picture of a flower on an iPad? It's so fucking great you'll never want to see a real flower ever again. In fact you'll just want to fucking smash every flower you ever see because it'll be so fucking inferior.
And wait till you see iPad vaginas!
All subsequent vaginas will be agonizingly inferior!
You'll want to stomp those too! Yes, with the iPad, life will seem like a pale, dull, colorless sham.
So, um, buy an iPad and enjoy life. Because there is no life without an iPad. So let's face it, you may as well be fucking dead. Come on, just touch me, I want to be touched.