|Obama's Chin Might Affect|
Voter Turnout In November
President Obama: Too much chin or not enough?
America: Chin resentment on the rise?
Is too much chin driving independent voters to the right?
Would more chin increase his approval ratings?
Would less chin raise the deficit or stimulate the economy?
What other kind of crap will we use to fill the vacuum that is cable network news between now and November? Any missing white girls out there missing?