Monday, August 9, 2010

New Study: Americans Pose The Greatest Danger To America

An example of just one of many
Americans who post a
threat to America

"Americans are not only a danger to themselves, but to the American Way Of Life as well," claims the results of a new scientific study published somewhere.  

Explained researchers, "Examples of Americans posing a threat to their democracy include mindless opposition to any sense of civic duty, a widespread belief that American hegemony justifies the indiscriminate use of military power, that wealth is infinite but taxation with representation is still immoral, that everyone can be a billionaire, that guns make everyone safer, that pollution is free and without cost, that greed is invariably good, that violating the Bill of Rights will make us safe, and that it's okay to be a self-centered dick."

No self-centered dicks were available for comment.

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