Sunday, February 14, 2010
Texas Scientists Produce Creationist Computer
In what is no doubt a first in the field of artificial intelligence, scientists at the University of Texas in Houston have managed to create the world's first computer that believes in creationism. The computer, CODY9000, can answer any question with the phrase "Jesus did it," is convinced of that life is a "miracle", and constantly cites Deuteronomy in every social interaction. Commented lab tech James Han, "Yeah, it's a real pain--you can't use Excel without it asking, 'Did you know that God is cool?' I think they're going to buy a Hewlett-Packard next week and donate CODY to a Sunday school."