Thursday, December 3, 2009

Who Gives A Shit 2.0? By Lance Armstrong.

Hi, I'm that guy who loves to talk about how fucking great he is at riding a bicycle. And guess what? You can buy a book I pretended to have written. What's it about? It's about how fucking great I am at riding a bicycle. Forwards, up hills, down hills, flat surfaces--I can do it all. And I'm really good at it. Really. So go out and plop down 29.99 dollars for a new hardcover copy of my book. Why the hell wouldn't you? It's about me. Me, Lance Armstrong, the guy who's fucking great at riding a bicycle. John Stewart loves me, he looked a little gay to me really, but what the hell, a sale is a sale. And I ride a bicycle. Good. (Goodly?)

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