being single is good when you're young, attractive, and successful, says young attractive successful woman
In news that has rocked the entire globe, being single is not so bad when you're young, highly attractive, and successful. Authoressa Kate Bollucks unleashed this shocker on a planet woefully unprepared for her shitstorm of a manifesto on singlehood, titled, Content: Womens' Interest/Lifestyles, $19.99. None were available for comment, most likely do to her book blurb completely fucking with the heads of pretty much everyone on the planet.
An expert from Miskatonic U. refused to speak directly, but did state in a cryptic email: Fuck me, it is as though my brain has been raped! The time of the Old Ones is finally upon us. I dare not look into the mouth of madness!
related news: reports of mass suicide at Miskatonic University.