Thank you Al Madrigal--someone as unfunny and annoying as Carlos Mencia

The Naturalized - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 07/12/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

#dailyshow

Getting Away With Murdoch

Murdoch’s Fatal Flaw - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com: "Rupert Murdoch is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Silvio Berlusconi: money, power, and no scruples. It's only fitting that the most reactionary and downright proto-fascist American TV network, Fox, is one of his possessions.

One can only hope that the NoW debacle is the beginning of the end of the 'evil' empire Murdoch has created."

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Obama Seeking New Ways To Discourage The People Who Voted For Him

President Obama reassured the nation during a press conference this week that he will leave "no stone unturned" in seeking new ways to induce despair and hopelessness in those who voted for him in 2008.

Examples of the above cited by the president include playing the board-game "Monopoly" with the board of Bank of America, a televised game of "Risk" which he will play against Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, posing for photo ops of himself issuing 'fun' over-sized checks with the words "From The Social Security Fund" to hedge fund managers, and "perhaps" pulling down his trousers and passing waste material on to a sidewalk in San Francisco whilst humming a new Toby Keith tune celebrating the forcible sodomizing of an imprisoned Iraqi man by Neo-Nazis.

"But that will not be the end," promised the president. "With these weapons, the speeches and the press conference and the news release, I will hammer relentlessly away at the spirit of those who supported me in '08. I will devote every waking minute of my life chipping away at their spirits, crushing their hopes with the ceaseless repetition of 'compromise' with those who do not know the meaning of word; dedicate myself to grinding down the prayers and dreams and wishes of little children by helping to wreck their nation. I shall continue to give my opponents every benefit of the doubt. And once they have proved beyond any doubt that they are soul-less scoundrels without an ounce of human decency,  I shall compromise again. Love me and despair."

The president also said that prosperity is just around the corner.

Neuroscience and intelligence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Neuroscience and intelligence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "Brain size
Rushton and Jensen (2010) argue that the brain is metabolically demanding. In rats, cats, and dogs it uses about 5% of the body's energy; in non-human primates, 10%, in humans, 20%."

That's right, your brain is a parasite. (Like a tapeworm or a liberal.)

Indian Minister Offers Clarification on Gay Sex Comments - NYTimes.com

Indian Minister Offers Clarification on Gay Sex Comments - NYTimes.com

"When I said 'homosexuality is a disease', what I really meant to say was that it's infectious. Like happiness, or cholera."

God Indoctrinates Children With Music, T-Shirts

YouTube - ‪BARACK OBAMA KIDS AND HITLER YOUTH SING FOR THEIR LEADER‬‏

The Lord Our One True God, Creator of the Universe, is apparently up to his old tactics again--this time with our children! This video shows evidence that he has found ways to indoctrinate them with "hymns" which apparently praise him and go on endlessly about his accomplishments.

Please write to your congressman and demand that legislation be passed to stop this mind-control by The Holy Trinity.

-Yours In Christ,

DRT

ENVY OUR FUCKING FREEDOM DAY, REDCOATS.

Boy, I bet you chappies wish you could buy a semi-automatic military
assault rifle with a 30 round magazine. Oh, you can't...I reckon you'll
never know the sweet taste of LIBERTY.

(Liberty, that prostitute that died of AIDS recently. She worked on the corner of 5th and Main.)

Now lick my ammo, bitches!