skeptical john stossel: a fish can't have feelings, i'm john stossel and i don't have any feelings

Fox News’ John Stossel claims documentary ‘Blackfish’ faked crying whale scene


Fox News resident skeptic and questioner-of-all-observable-phenomena-which-everyone-with-a-brainstem-can-see leapt into the capitve marine mammal pond. Said Mr. Stossel: "A fish can't have feelings, i'm john stossel and i don't have any feelings." He then caught a human infant between his teeth and ran off on all fours, presumably it being his dinner time. 

(Pictured above-left: John Stossel attempting to comprehend this thing whales call "love".) 


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A Note From Berghdazi Land

A brief snippet from my son after NPR "reported" (as they claim to do) on the totally fraudulent, right-wing-created "controversy" of Berghdaziland.

As I recall it went something like this: "They're like Disney villains. They're clearly villains but no one sees them, until they turn into a dragon and have to be slain."

Unfortunately I did not convey how well he expressed. Carry a microphone at all times.