Please Enjoy This Nice Shiny New Post Before The Novelty Fades And You Are Dead

Oh, hello. Didn't see you there. Good morning. I have something for you.
Here is a nice, new, shiny blog post for you, world. Please enjoy it. Enjoy it while it lasts. Enjoy it before it transmutes into a dull, faded memory, crumbling as it recedes in Time's cruel and relentless, ever-forward march into the Great Entropy...

...which shall consume us all into an undifferentiated nothingness, our minuscule blips on the radar of existence vanishing forever.

You're welcome.

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