Kill-An-Unarmed-Black-Teen Lottery Has New Winner

Darren Wilson,
Lottery Winner

The Kill-An-Unarmed-Black-Teen Lottery has new winner, it has been announced: Officer Darren Wilson of Ferguson, Missouri. When asked for comment on his receipt of over $1 million USD, Wilson reportedly shouted, "Away, negro demon of the underworld!" and started shooting.
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