Friday, November 14, 2014

Delicious Cheescake Wears Camera And Walks Streets Of Manhattan, You Won't Believe How Many People Looked

A delicious slice of cheesecake wore a hidden camera and walked the streets of Manhattan yesterday, and you won't believe how many people unashamedly looked at the hapless, defenseless pie. Both men and women shouted rude remarks, such as, "I want to eat you with a cup of coffee!" At last report, the cheesecake entered the office of our editor and has not been seen since, although our editor assures he walked the cake slice to its car and saw it drive away so there's no chance that he could know anything about anything about a goddamn slice of cheesecake.

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