Republicans Against Science - NYTimes.com: "According to Public Policy Polling, only 21 percent of Republican voters in Iowa believe in global warming (and only 35 percent believe in evolution). "
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Conservatives Wonder If Getting Brutally Sodomized By Rick Perry Might Not Be So Bad?
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| America's conservatives the pros and cons of being forced to look pretty for Rick Perry. |
#rickperry
Cheney Had "Urge" To Bomb Pretty Much Everyone
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| Citizen Cheney |
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
God Announces Reality Show To Recruit Next Used-Car Salesman To Promote His Divine Word
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| Above: Photo of aging, soon-to-be replaced Voice of God and former used-Oldsmobile salesman. |
"It's going to be a lot like American Idol, viewers can text in their votes and other cool stuff, except that we couldn't get Seacrest. Will it be a ratings juggernaut? Well, we're up against Idol," said The Lord, shrugging his shoulders.
#god
#godnews
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Friday, August 19, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Why The Daily Show Is Dead
The Daily Show Is Dead
Congratulations, Mr. Stewart. You've gotten Ron Paul fans to like you. Too bad for the Daily Show, you've become the first-rate blowhard you've been railing against for the past decade or so. To wit: "What an asshole." I'm sure you can come up with a reason as to why the right-wing you've learned to love is disenfranchising their fellow Americans. Fortunately, I won't be watching. Not even Samantha Bee can make what's left of the wreckage of this show worth the bother.
Congratulations, Mr. Stewart. You've gotten Ron Paul fans to like you. Too bad for the Daily Show, you've become the first-rate blowhard you've been railing against for the past decade or so. To wit: "What an asshole." I'm sure you can come up with a reason as to why the right-wing you've learned to love is disenfranchising their fellow Americans. Fortunately, I won't be watching. Not even Samantha Bee can make what's left of the wreckage of this show worth the bother.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Infinite Science, Infinite Wealth
Technology will lead to infinite wealth: Mostly by cleaning up the garbage from previous technologies.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Let's Just Hope The Next Bout Kills Her
Kris Carr - Crazy Sexy Entrepreneur - NYTimes.com:
"But in the case of Carr, the idea that everyone seems to want a little bit of what she has is frankly fascinating, because the thing she is most famous for having is cancer. She was given the diagnosis in 2003 and rose to prominence with a 2007 documentary called “Crazy Sexy Cancer.” She subsequently wrote two successful books — “Crazy Sexy Cancer Tips” and “Crazy Sexy Cancer Survivor” — about her peppy, pop-spiritual approach to her disease, and she soon became what she sometimes describes as a “cancerlebrity” or, at other times, a “cancer cowgirl.”"
Monday, August 8, 2011
Confederate Quotes
Confederate Quotes
These people loved freedom so much they were willing to fight against it! Now that's a real American!
These people loved freedom so much they were willing to fight against it! Now that's a real American!
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
MUSINGS
Neither do I.
Jon Stewart: God Cannot Handle Sarcasm
Culture War Update - The Dividening of America - Dana Perino vs. Free Birth Control - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 08/04/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
So, Mr. Stewart--only the Daily Show is allowed to express honesty with sarcastic dickism? We should allow the religious fanatics to control public landmarks? If Obama has taught us anything, it's that compromising with fanatics WORKS. And what the hell does this have to do with health care? Hit the FAIL gong.
So, Mr. Stewart--only the Daily Show is allowed to express honesty with sarcastic dickism? We should allow the religious fanatics to control public landmarks? If Obama has taught us anything, it's that compromising with fanatics WORKS. And what the hell does this have to do with health care? Hit the FAIL gong.
From FaceBook:
If a crescent moon had been found at Ground Zero would Fox News and Jon Stewart be rushing to defend and mount it at the site as a memorial? If one of the many falafel carts that service the many business men in that area were found among the wreckage would people be rushing to make it a symbol at Ground Zero?
To erect a cross at Ground Zero is to signify that it was a tragedy for a singularly Christian nation which the United States is not. There are people of other faiths and beliefs who are equally affected by the tragedy. Therefore I do not think any sort of cross should be erected at Ground Zero.
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
The President Surrenders - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com
The President Surrenders - Readers' Comments - NYTimes.com
"I imagine this is like lying in a coffin listening to nails as they are hammered in one by one. Good bye middle class."
"I imagine this is like lying in a coffin listening to nails as they are hammered in one by one. Good bye middle class."
From Barack Obama's Notebook: Synonyms For "Deal"
Defeat; crushing defeat; drowned in bathtub by professional wrestler; eaten alive by herd of rabid shrews; run over by a train whilst standing on tracks, browsing thesaurus; bizarrely naive trust in one's enemies even as they castrate you; Poland 1939.
Wow, hard to choose which one I like the most."
#obamasnotebook
The President Surrenders on Debt Ceiling - NYTimes.com
The President Surrenders on Debt Ceiling - NYTimes.com
"Make no mistake about it, what we’re witnessing here is a catastrophe on multiple levels."
"Make no mistake about it, what we’re witnessing here is a catastrophe on multiple levels."
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